But if you’re already here, you must know that.
Still, for the record…
After battling the odds all day, I finally accepted that I had to port this site to an entirely new WordPress URL, even though that means I will have to spend hours going in and making things function the way I want them to.
Sorry for all the fumbling and bumbling. I had to find some way to waste a perfectly good three-day weekend that I could have used to either relax or get a jump start on next week’s work.